So you know i’ve been pestering you guys a lot about voting for the SA Blog Awards.. And its with your help along with special prayers upstairs that I have made the final 10 in the The Exclus1ve Best Entertainment Blog: So for that i deeply thank you guys from everyone involved at KiLLa.co.za.. But there is one FINAL REQUEST.. One more round of final votes required.. Send this link to everyone.. Your parents, your ex’s, your out of marriage gunna’s, your family doctor, your nutritionist, the email address on the flyers you receive on Witkoppen road, your chain mail buddies.. EVERYONE.. And get them to vote.. And in doing so, ensure that Aapr Waara get accolades which they deserve.. So please click on this badge and vote : P.S Dont forget to click the confirmation link that comes to your email address. That is vital:
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http://karim.co.za/blog
The Best Science and Technology Blog:
http://nafisa.co.za
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http://almost-news.blogspot.com
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http://hamishpillay.wordpress.com
The Best Personal Blog:
http://saaleha.com
The Best Parenting Blog:
http://muslimmums.co.za
The Ogilvy Twitter Microblogger of the Year:
http://twitter.com/khadijapatel
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thoughtleader.co.za/azadessa
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Its become ridiculous now.. Seriously.. I mean who saw that picture.. The picture of that oke counting the cash in his hotel room.. Cash attained for 3 No Balls bowled.. These okes should be banned for life.. In Ramadaan nogaal.. The skipper before Ramadaan still has the audacity to say that “In the blessed month we won the T20 WC and in it we will try to shine again” Shine wat.. DOLLAR NOTES..
Now i know alot of the plaza topis smaak the Pakistani cricket team.. But they out of hand now.. Time and time again they make the headlines for the wrong reasons.. Do you topi’s still have faith in the paki’s.. I mean back in the days of Salim Malik and crew it was happening.. Another thing is, how can the captain not be involved.. Heres a scenario.. Bookie said a no-ball will be bowled in the 10th over.. Who’s duty is it to call bowling changes and decide who bowls which over ??? The blerry captain.. HOW CAN HE NOT BE INVOLVED.. The lity Aamir.. I spoke to a stalwart the other day.. We were unanimous in saying this kid has potential to be greatest bowler of all time.. But look at him.. WASTED TALENT.. For some $$$
Money has taken over the sport.. I am adamant every team is involved.. Just that these idiots make it obvious and get caught.. How many times did u seem them been bowled out for under 90 in test cricket.. Its a shame man.. They have the best talent in world cricket by far.. Not these test tube cricketers like the Hussey bru’s and Kallis and Smith.. These are raw talent.. From the streets.. Born and bred.. Then exposed to scandal.. And its been a story with every pakistan team we have come across in the past 2 decades..
Who remembers Afridi biting that ball. An aussie or SA player wudve done it in a style.. U know.. Disguise it.. This oke bit that ball like R Kelly was biting that chicks backside on that one video..He bit it like he was diabetic and the ball had the insulin.. (cris rock) He took a chunk of meat out of that ball.. Then they still dispute it.. What, do they forget they on TV.. Do they not know there are cameras everywhere.. Its worse than Big Brother.. They see alles..
I think Pakistani cricket has given its country, the sport and the players themselves a bad name.. They a poor excuse for a test nation and i wouldnt mind seeing them banned for like 10 years or sumtin.. Whats your views.. How does this impact the way media portray us as Muslims based on this ?? What shud the sentence be ??
I open the floor !!!
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“Arre yaar. Vut a thing bhai. I vus veet UBG last nyt. Sattawees raat. Vee vent to small maseet in locality with lot oopling rokraah.. Cos we know, after Taraweeh vee get Milk Tray and Magnum Vanilla Almond flavor. And dey didnt deesappoint. Teep Tawp maseet this one, teep tawp.. Maybe cos da veemen ver at home..
All dis veemen in maseet story dat is floating is highly concerning to me. If my Mota Papa vus alive today, and his vife say she vanna go maseet, his high blood level wouldve shoot through the roof.. No word of lie.. Today UBG dee read on Mawroo Kitaab (facebook) dat know dees veemen vanna go Eid Gah and be on Maseet Committee.. Even Mr Raj from fruit shop dee say “Aapne madat kir”.. ” - insert taken from the ‘I DON VUN EARTHQAUKE post –> http://killa.co.za/blog/?p=955
There is alvays debate going on about vether or not vomen should be reading namaaz behind Imam and performing Jumma in jammat or even Eid Namaaz at Eidgah..
Its like the SANHA Halaal/Haraam Issue. There is no answer.Is Karren beef Halaal,Is Nandos Halaal,Is Mcdonalds Halaal.Why cant a printer supply brochures to a brothel where as a butcher can supply meat to a brothel…stuff like that.Ah Eid namaaz vas alvays special.As a lity I remember we would look forward to the morning.Sit in the Mosque,the fast was over..
There were always two brothers that used to wear their Eid Clothes from COSMOS from 7 in morning.You see them shining as they enter ..When Moosa Pheer(pronounced Moosafeer) heard this that the women want to read Eid Namaaz he went mad. –> For the full post and debate goto http://swoosh0018.blogspot.com ..
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Its that time of the year again.. Where the MASAI MARA of insaan takes place.. The yearly migration of floods of insaan from Sandton City to the Plaza and back.. Its an amazing site..
Here is what Uncle Bhai Gora (UBG) had to say on the matter..
Link –> Theory Of Eid Shopping..
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I was in a suburb (as explained in this post) the other day.. And i just, by chance happened to see my long lost friend, Uncle Salaam spinning in a brand new 335i.. Wat a beast that car is.. I managed to get his attention by waving a R10 note and he came to me.. “UBG bah, long time bah.. Where u lost bah..” UBG enquired about the new car.. “This car bah, i bought now before ramzaan bah.. So i pay less jakaat bah.. Last year i bought property in Umhlanga bah”.. Wats the latest.. So after spending a staggering 112 minutes with Uncle Salaam, UBG came up with the ff:
- Uncle Salaam uses one Lipton tea-bag over 2 days
- Uncle Salaam’s favourite juice is Kan-Joos
- Uncle Salaam’s wife asked him to go get containers to store left over food, he called Transet
- Uncle Salaam takes alternate routes to Deben to avoid toll fee’s
- Uncle Salaam won a trip for 2 to mauritius, he went twice
- Uncle Salaam has a section in his wallet for coupons
- Uncle Salaam has a parking meter outside his shop.
- Uncle Salaam invented Park n Ride.. U park by his shop, u go in.. And he take you for a ride
- Uncle Salaam goes to donate blood and asks for a tax receipt
- Uncle Salaam reads the Bible and Quraan cos it has stories on Prophets..
- Uncle Salaam needed a new safe for his oopling rokrah, so he went to THE MATTRESS FACTORY
- Uncle Salaam knows the tax laws better than SARS
- Praveen Gordon calls Uncle Salaam for tax evasion scam methodolgy’s and preventions
- His daughter call’s Uncle Salaam ‘deddy’ (http://hamishpillay.wordpress.com)
- Uncle Salaam asked his wife, Aunty Barbie for her VAT number after paying mihr (http://hamishpillay.wordpress.com)
- Uncle Salaam’s first piece of furniture in his new house was a money counter and UV light to check for fake notes (http://hamishpillay.wordpress.com)
- Fifa bought World Cup tickets from Uncle Salaam at a premium
- Diff between Uncle Salaam and a boat is that a boat tips sometimes
Thats all for now.. Feel free to add your own
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