With the recent scandal following Jacob Zuma, it seems like the nation needs a leader that will step up to the challenge.. And who other than the infamous Uncle Bhai Gora.. So here is why we at KiLLa.co.za nominate him as the best candidate:
- UBG wont dance in public. He will hire Amtiabh Bachan on his behalf..
- UBG will not endorse death penalty.. He will endorse circumcision with a blunt blade..
- UBG will not require a private jet. As he visits no one.. People visit him…
- UBG endorses Oopling…
- UBG will make VAT 13.99 %..
- UBG will make Fordsburg Square a national landmark..
- UBG will scrap copyright laws in this country..
- UBG will admit Mbeki was a doos..
- UBG will have pelt the Shaytaan aka Eugene Terblanche day..
- UBG will make The Majlis the national newspaper..
- UBG will make The Laudium Times bigger than the Daily Sun..
- UBG will get us cheap fuel as he knows someone in Saudi who will “make a plan”..
- UBG will increase our level of education as he will bring back corporal punishment with sugar cane stick..
- UBG will have only one 1st lady as Aunty Gori will make him live with 2nd wife guilt his whole life and hambraa ve him about it every day..
- UBG will induce paan (beetle leaves) as sin tax..
- UBG will make rice and not maize our national staple diet..
- UBG will disband the taxi associations and endorse Raj Naidoo’s Ricksha business..
- UBG will make SARS stand for Spice And Rice Supermarket..
- UBG will endorse medical aids to be used at Hakeems..
- UBG will endorse lay-bye on income tax..
- UBG will make the Union Buildings into a Musafeer Khana for mother in law who’s visits last forever..
- UBG will hire Malawians for the cabinet… Low Pay and High Work Volume Return.. (slaves of the dunya)
- The state of the nation will be broadcast only on Zee Tv and Radio Lotus…
- UBG’s limo will have 2 x 12″ subwoofers and 21″ rims
- UBG will begin all speeches by saying, “When i vus your age…”
- UBG will buy arms on 14 days money back guarantee…
- UBG will save clothing costs as he only shops at the Plaza and Edgars Red Hanger Sale..
- U will know the first lady is the one who is walking 3 paces behind UBG..
- UBG’s limo will have PRESIDENT786 GP numberplate
- UBG will save phone costs to other overseas presidents as he will send them please call me’s..
So for the next election.. I nominate UBG as our next presidential candidate.. What you say ?
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Freaking awesome dude. I see you getting your groove back slowly and I see this being a chain mail hit.
hehehehe
This was hilarious.
He has my vote
Go UBG Go
Go you good thing Go
Go be president
Medical Aids at hakeems. bwahahahaha
What about ghost buster molisaaps
Killa bah. Its abut time UBG made a comeback. Flippen bril. Esp the SARS one.
*Please can you email it to me. Id love to send it to a few of my buddies, they do not have access to the website from work
Bloodly brilliant.
UBG got my vote
=)
Absolyely brilliant.
You the man bah
Killa, what will his song be? zuma got mshiniwam.
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Haroun
Nice one. Can i borrow it ?
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good blog keep it up.
Interesting, did you plan to continue this article?
Thank you
Garretot
interesting.
I apologize for my comment however I do think the arguments aren’t that great. Maybe you can structure it some more? Other that that I do appreciate the post and the contribution
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