Competition – Exclusive Books

June 10, 2009 by: KiLLa

So.. Many have said its unethical to win my OWN competition. So on that note. I chose a prize i know i would not even want. Like EVER. Also, Nafisa and her crew on the Nokia ‘Search for N’ competition hosted an awesome competition. Hats off to them. So i decided to take some pointers from them with regards to fairness, struture and ease of entering. So without further ado. Here are the rules and regulations. The content of the competition was recommended and advised upon by Mrs S Bhamjee-Mayet. She not family, so she can enter..

COMPETITION

EVER GOT PAID TO WRITE… WELL HERES YOUR CHANCE !!!

Write a short story/article based on the following criteria:

  1. The title should begin with “Theory Of….”
  2. It must NOT be something that i have written before (title NOT content)…
  3. and the best for last.. It must be written in true KiLLa ® style (should be fun – check the blog for style ideas)

    RULES AND CONDITIONS

      1. Only South African residents may enter
      2. 1 prize per entrant. Regardless of how many posts you do.
      3. All entries to be submitted via email to mohammed@killa.co.za with the subject line as “EB Competition”
      4. Anyone doing the article on their own webspace/blog page should email/paste the link in THIS post’s comments section. Along with their valid e-mail address
      5. The 3 winning posts will be published on killa.co.za for all to view
      6. The judges decision is final. And the prize cannot be redeemeed for cash.
      7. An invalid email address will result in automatic disqualification
      8. Entries close at midnight of the closing date.
      9. Winners will be notified via email and necassary shiping arrangement will then be made
      10. Sould there be a close result in the entries. Or a split decision between 2 entries. Entrants following me on —> http://twitter.com/K1LLa will have preferance.

        DATE

        Competition is open from  10 June 2009 to 16 June 2009. Winners will be notified via email and be announed on KiLLa.co.za on Wednesday 17 June 2009 along with the winning entries.

        PRIZE

        3 x R100 exclusive book vouchers. Valid countrywide.

        Have Fun. N Joy

        KiLLa ®

        Comments

        47 Responses to “Competition – Exclusive Books”
        1. KiLLa says:

          Yes Durban people. You guys can enter and all

        2. KiLLa says:

          Also. I wont feel offended if any entries are a direct diss/attack to me. Just keep it above the belt.

          And leave ma mama out of it :P

        3. Nafisa says:

          Thanks ;)

          You’re crazy to GIVE Exclusive Books vouchers away! :P

        4. zk says:

          awesome
          good luck to all those enetering :)
          and i agree with Nafs you Crazy to give away EB vouchers lol

        5. KiLLa says:

          EB Vouchers to me is like giving pearls to a swine..
          (well i quoted someone) – wont say who.

          U guys should enter.. Being bloggers n all

        6. zk says:

          i’ll pass thanks :)

        7. Isi says:

          Dude i have to ask who’s your employer. I want to find out if you “really” on their payroll.

          When i grow big, i want your job

        8. Zakia says:

          What is killa style ?

        9. KiLLa says:

          Hmm.. This is like giving tips but anyways..
          Grammar, use of certain words, the content of the topic chosen, te stereotypical characters etc

          All that kinda stuff

          ANYONE WANNA ASSIST IN JUDGING ???

        10. shafinaaz says:

          i only enter if you giving away something valuable to yOu… u know, like a years supply of cherry pop… or a golf club or something :P

          swchine is haraam ;)
          pearls come from oysters! yuck!

        11. KiLLa says:

          LoL.. U probably want my 7 iron then SHAFS..

          Wait.. I myt enter.. Do they sell PlayBoy

        12. KiLLa says:

          OH YES..
          IF less than 3 ppl enter.
          i WILL.. ON LIVE VIDEO FOOTAGE..(to be posted)

          On monday the 22nd, TEAR TO BITS A R100 exclusive book voucher.

          As it has so much value, there should be no problem isnt.

        13. Fatima says:

          GAAAH! You can’t tear an EB voucher! It’s sinful!

          :)

          Great idea for a competition btw :)

        14. first they put you up for ransom..er, I mean auction, and now you want a dopplekilla :p

        15. dew_drops says:

          So if its reeeaally good we get all 3 vouchers?

        16. Bilal says:

          what’s your number- can i dictate my story?

        17. KiLLa says:

          Bilal – 192.01.01.00

        18. KiLLa says:

          Dew – (hint) use 3 diff mail boxes .. Just kidding.. One per story..

        19. KiLLa says:

          Kitty – The Doppler effect.. ever heard of it.. awesome visual though

          Fatima – Saals idea.. not entirely mine

          Isi – My employment is not ur concern

        20. KiLLa says:

          Bilal – the devil wears Purdah doesnt count :P

        21. Devdas says:

          Who is going to judge ?
          You will be biased.
          Us guys wont win. U a sexist when it comes to prize giving.

          I request a FEMALE co-judge

        22. Anonymous says:

          If we want the article published and NOT our names if we win. Is that possible ?

        23. MJ Khan says:

          i’l be a sport.
          i’l whip up something in a few days. At the moment im trying to get a stripper for noojs birthday

        24. KiLLa says:

          Ok People..
          Change of RULES..

          Competition ends NEXT TUESDAY..

          JUNE 16.. Public holiday..

          So midnyt June 16th…

        25. KiLLa says:

          I challenge the ff:

          Mj – agreed already
          Shafs
          Saals
          Bilal
          Prixie
          Kitty
          Dew Drops
          Oh My Golly
          Waseem
          Nafisa
          Swoosh
          Squinchy
          Mangoes and Mint
          Azra
          Cullinary Queen
          Hasina
          Nooj
          Kayenchante
          Wip

          And any other literacy obsessed person that i may have forgotten

          Randall and Lucid also.. Mini also.. Lil Lady also.. Go give it a shot…

          takes me approx 10-15 minutes to do a post.. Im givin u over 5 days..

        26. Safiyyamk says:

          aish ne, i already wrote something “The Theory of…” a while…

        27. shabnam says:

          lololol you are too funny

        28. Alexis says:

          Can I like just get the voucher for being your pal’s

          xoxo

        29. Randall Graves says:

          Dont give the vouchers away you assole.
          Im sure they sell PORN mags and COMICS there

          You a real primate

        30. Randall Graves says:

          I will do a post for you.
          Theory of Punani (and how u lack in attaining it)

        31. AIMY786 says:

          Can i be a judge???

        32. KiLLa says:

          Ya sure..Y not
          So far its myself and Shafinaaz
          Mail me for more info

        33. KiLLa says:

          Randall – Says the man whos married for few months and spends more time in front of a PC than with his vrou

        34. Devdas says:

          I hope the judges are fair and just.
          You will have my post the weekend

        35. Amz says:

          awww i awso wanna be a judge …. seein as im not allowed to enter :P hmmm depends if i hav electricity lol …

        36. KiLLa says:

          Guys.. Some classy posts coming in..
          Thanks for the effort..
          This is going to be tough to judge..

        37. Pixelated says:

          Hey there

          Did you receive my story. Was just wondering

        38. Desi Girl says:

          The Momma’s Boy post is like something from your archive

          Its a direct snapshot.

          It has my vote

        39. Zayn says:

          “And if anyone disagrees with me FUCK U. ”

          That line in the post mentioned above is Killa style.
          Thats it.

        40. dew_drops says:

          Cool, I won:-)

        41. MJ Khan says:

          re: your first comment Killa

          ‘Yes Durban people. You guys can enter and al’

          Seems like we pwned this thing :D

          the third prizewinner is originally from dbn as well.

        42. Nafisa says:

          Congrats to all three winners – all very deserving of their prizes!

          Does that mean Killa will stop picking on Durbanites… I don’t think so :P

        43. Famz says:

          Salaam

          What is the password for the untiled post.

        44. KiLLa says:

          Dew – congrats.. ur post was awesome
          Mj – Yeah.. Hats off to the coastal bunch..
          nafs – U ryt.. i wont.. I still maintain the best thing in Durbs is the highway to JHB.. If ever u doubted that.. Ask yourself where you living today :P

          Famz – Mail me for the password pls.. mohammed@killa.co.za
          Password has its reasons

        45. KiLLa says:

          Attention winners..
          Ur prizes are en route to ur destinations provided..

          Hasina – I need shipping details asseblief skat

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