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“Arre yaar. Vut a thing bhai. I vus veet UBG last nyt. Sattawees raat. Vee vent to small maseet in locality with lot oopling rokraah.. Cos we know, after Taraweeh vee get Milk Tray and Magnum Vanilla Almond flavor. And dey didnt deesappoint. Teep Tawp maseet this one, teep tawp.. Maybe cos da veemen ver at home..
All dis veemen in maseet story dat is floating is highly concerning to me. If my Mota Papa vus alive today, and his vife say she vanna go maseet, his high blood level wouldve shoot through the roof.. No word of lie.. Today UBG dee read on Mawroo Kitaab (facebook) dat know dees veemen vanna go Eid Gah and be on Maseet Committee.. Even Mr Raj from fruit shop dee say “Aapne madat kir”.. ” - insert taken from the ‘I DON VUN EARTHQAUKE post –> http://killa.co.za/blog/?p=955
There is alvays debate going on about vether or not vomen should be reading namaaz behind Imam and performing Jumma in jammat or even Eid Namaaz at Eidgah..
Its like the SANHA Halaal/Haraam Issue. There is no answer.Is Karren beef Halaal,Is Nandos Halaal,Is Mcdonalds Halaal.Why cant a printer supply brochures to a brothel where as a butcher can supply meat to a brothel…stuff like that.Ah Eid namaaz vas alvays special.As a lity I remember we would look forward to the morning.Sit in the Mosque,the fast was over..
There were always two brothers that used to wear their Eid Clothes from COSMOS from 7 in morning.You see them shining as they enter ..When Moosa Pheer(pronounced Moosafeer) heard this that the women want to read Eid Namaaz he went mad. –> For the full post and debate goto http://swoosh0018.blogspot.com ..
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I was in a suburb (as explained in this post) the other day.. And i just, by chance happened to see my long lost friend, Uncle Salaam spinning in a brand new 335i.. Wat a beast that car is.. I managed to get his attention by waving a R10 note and he came to me.. “UBG bah, long time bah.. Where u lost bah..” UBG enquired about the new car.. “This car bah, i bought now before ramzaan bah.. So i pay less jakaat bah.. Last year i bought property in Umhlanga bah”.. Wats the latest.. So after spending a staggering 112 minutes with Uncle Salaam, UBG came up with the ff:
- Uncle Salaam uses one Lipton tea-bag over 2 days
- Uncle Salaam’s favourite juice is Kan-Joos
- Uncle Salaam’s wife asked him to go get containers to store left over food, he called Transet
- Uncle Salaam takes alternate routes to Deben to avoid toll fee’s
- Uncle Salaam won a trip for 2 to mauritius, he went twice
- Uncle Salaam has a section in his wallet for coupons
- Uncle Salaam has a parking meter outside his shop.
- Uncle Salaam invented Park n Ride.. U park by his shop, u go in.. And he take you for a ride
- Uncle Salaam goes to donate blood and asks for a tax receipt
- Uncle Salaam reads the Bible and Quraan cos it has stories on Prophets..
- Uncle Salaam needed a new safe for his oopling rokrah, so he went to THE MATTRESS FACTORY
- Uncle Salaam knows the tax laws better than SARS
- Praveen Gordon calls Uncle Salaam for tax evasion scam methodolgy’s and preventions
- His daughter call’s Uncle Salaam ‘deddy’ (http://hamishpillay.wordpress.com)
- Uncle Salaam asked his wife, Aunty Barbie for her VAT number after paying mihr (http://hamishpillay.wordpress.com)
- Uncle Salaam’s first piece of furniture in his new house was a money counter and UV light to check for fake notes (http://hamishpillay.wordpress.com)
- Fifa bought World Cup tickets from Uncle Salaam at a premium
- Diff between Uncle Salaam and a boat is that a boat tips sometimes
Thats all for now.. Feel free to add your own
Uncle Bhai Gora on behalf of KiLLa.co.za
